Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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