So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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