He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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