I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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