Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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