Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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