my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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