You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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