He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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