when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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