We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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