This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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