yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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