So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
okay pat passed out under dana's car
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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