Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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