butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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she woke up with a sticky ear
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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