sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
how does that bad decision feel?
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