i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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