Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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