I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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