I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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