New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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