I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Is her dick bigger than yours?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
