Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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