i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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