Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Randomize
