Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm both gender and math confused
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