dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
a search helicopter?!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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