Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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