I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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