I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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