Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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