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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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