were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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