# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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