How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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