Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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