After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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