how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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