The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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