Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This girl is more easily done than said...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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