how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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