hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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