Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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