ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
