when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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