I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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