babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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