there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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