i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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