Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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