Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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