I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize