i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I'm really busy with my period
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