So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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