Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry grizzly09 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess

Fav 4 1776 707
share tweet
(414): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.

Fav 6 3834 913
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(323): View more from California

Booty call?

(310): View more from California

Dude you don't even follow my twitter

Fav 15 958 2952
share tweet
(443): View more from Maryland

How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?

(402): View more from Nebraska

4.

Fav 15 3540 977
share tweet
(913): View more from Kansas

Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

You're the best girlfriend ever.

Fav 145 41239 2024
share tweet
(318): View more from Louisiana

This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.

Fav 18 8382 1448
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(651): View more from Minnesota

I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?

Fav 38 6986 2010
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.

Fav 0 682 545
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(218): View more from Minnesota

So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.

Fav 0 20 91
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT