Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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