she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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