i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
